Matthew. 19. Wisconsin. Faux-Canadian.
The rest of it you can find in my ask box.
The rest of it you can find in my ask box.
“Your Mom” jokes aren’t fun once you meet the mother.
Either they make you feel guilty for saying it because the mother is so nice.
Or you realise that it’s actually true, and now it’s a serious insult.
Anonymous asked: Why don't you ever post pictures of yourself?
That’s what Dailybooth and Gifyo is for.
I have an icon, is that not enough?
Anonymous asked: well in that case. in the words of Ned, 'That. Is. TERRIFYING.'
Ah, Ned. Ned. Ned. Neddy Ned Ned. He’s my arch-enemy. You go and kill somebody, and it’s just lovely, and then he waltzes in, smelling of strawberries and nectar, and brings them right back to life. It makes me sick.
