My moms always complaining about this woman who posts a Facebook selfie from the car like once a week. And I’m just like… Yeah… That’s a lot… Yeah, idk why people feel like posting selfies all the time…. I don’t post a selfie a day… If not more…. Crazy.
talents: complaining about being tired but refusing to go to bed before 3am
I like matching my underwear to my shirts and I like to go topless
When you see a photoset of a jock and you know you gonna see his dick just 3 pictures away
Artist: Coeur de PIrate
I may find a lot of people attractive, but the ratio of people I just find attractive and people I can actually see myself being in a relationship with is like 1:70 and that’s a big reason why I don’t bother doing anything more than admiring from afar because it’s not like it’d work
blah blah blah bored blah blah blah lazy blah blah blah things blah blah blah
fingers are just hand penises
What’s the point of crotchless underwear?
I’m used to assless and I actually quite fancy them and need my own, but Crotchless too? What’s the point of even wearing underwear?!
I’m sexy in the way pizza is sexy. Sure some people like it, but as far as I know nobody wants to stick it up their ass