I Dreamed a Dream
Can I do a series of lip syncs? Would you guys mind? Because I enjoy lip syncing…
I may be lonely but I’m not desperate
I wonder if cowboys are ever self conscious about not having a wide enough knee gap
i hate that my mom is more popular on facebook than I am on tumblr
guys do you remember when they had these at mcdonalds and they were literally the best things ever
(Source: quadwrangler)
I don’t like the term, but I need a hag.
I need someone to take me seriously when we go shopping - I know a lot of times I joke around like *look at this ugly thing* “Hey! How about this!?”
But a lot of times, I’m serious. And I’m not a girl so I can’t buy and wear these things and I really like some of them, so I need someone who will wear them for me. Or at least try them on for me. I need someone to vicariously wear these clothes for me.
If I died right now, all the only semi-recent pictures they’d have for my funeral slideshow are tumblr selfies
