June 2012
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The facts were these:
At this moment, Matthew was just finished syncing up a music clip to a video. Two things that Matthew thought should be together, but never were. He decided to take a break before actually adding the video clip to the sound, so he scrolled through his dashboard. Upon seeing a photo of a pigeon giving another pigeon the two-syllable “damn,” he remembered a time when he, too, was given a...
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Title: Hello (Lionel Richie cover) Artist: Kristin...
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My parents are The Big Bang Theorists. It’s officially time to move out.
Is it bad that I saw a commercial for this Chinese Ninja show called “Hero” and couldn’t help but think “Do you think it was meant to be called ‘Hello?”
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“At that moment, in the town of Coeur de Coeurs, events occurred that are not,...”
– Pushing Daisies; Kerplunk
crosstheland replied to your post: Even though I’m still basically the same person as…
Good thoughts, dude. Just wondering.. Since you were so into country who was your favorite singer?
Sara Evans was always great. I’ve seen her in concert twice. Concert being the State Fair.
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TV Character: Stalling? I'm not stalling!
Me: Damn straight. I'm stalling.
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Even though I’m still basically the same person as I was in Elementary School, as I was in Middle School, as I was in High School, I’ve kind of done a complete 180. Up until the end of Freshman year - maybe Sophomore year - I was a Country boy. The majority of the music I listened to was Country. My aspiration was to move to Tennessee. I wanted a Country girl by my side. And then, out...
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My favorite kind of conversation
Her: Whatsup?
Me: Not much. Watching Pushing Daisies. What's up with you?
Her: Not much really. How r u?
Me: . . .
Me: I'm alright. How are you?
Her: K.
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: man eats roommate's heart and brain
Britain:
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Title: Have A Nice Day Artist: Stereophonics
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if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages
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They should bring back The New Adventures of Old Christine, but this time, focus on Richard. It’ll be The New Avengers of Old Christine.
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Title: La Bamba Artist: Ritchie Valens
May 2012
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I have a love/hate relationship with that first time taking a DVD out of it’s case. It’s so stiff. So stuck. I love it because it’s new. It’s fresh. It’s never been done before. But I hate it because I’m always afraid I’m going to break the disk.
Four Day Weekend
I propose to finally watch Pushing Daisies 2. I haven’t seen any of it since it was on TV, which was 2009. I’ve been afraid to start this season, because once I start it, it will be over (until next time) and I just can’t have that. But all this talk about it … I’m watching it. Oatmeal Raisin Cookies to accompany. Don’t let me not get those. I’d love it if...
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Title: Include Me Out Artist: Robyn
I really like the way I die in Dead Like Me 2 (If Dead Like Me were to be regenerated into a TV show, again, and I played the main character.) It’s really artsy and it fits well with the theme of “You think they’ll die that way, but Woah, what do you know, there was a bear in the port-a-potty. (Not that that is a real scenario.) Although, it’s more of “You think...
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A few months ago, everyone was ragging about how they hated Kristen Stewart. How she has no emotion. How she sucks at acting. How she’s just this lifeless slab of open-mouth flesh. And now, all of the sudden, everyone keeps saying how much they love her. How she is awesome. How she is so funny. So pretty. Has such great style. What!?
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Title: Our Retired Explorer (Dines With Michel...
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i-liedwheni-saidiwasfine:
Matthew, here are all of your covers: Well, the ones that I have.
Lucy in the Sky
Picture yourself in a coat made of liver. With ten-inch long sleeves and pockets of thighs. PETA will call you a troglodyte lowly. You replaced your buttons with eyes.
Hey Jude
“Hey, stew. Don’t taste so bad. I’ll add Parmesan, and you’ll taste better. Remember, you were just bland...
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about The Mentalist?
crosstheland:
stalling:
You guys should talk to me, so when I get back from my walk, I feel like I have friends who aren’t ditching me for Six Flags.
Questions. Comments. Concerns. The works. Or not. Whatever.
Hi. This is me talking to you. I’d definitely ditch you for Six Flags though. Questions. How are you? Comments. Long time no talk! Lalala for the rest.
Am I meant to converse...
You guys should talk to me, so when I get back from my walk, I feel like I have friends who aren’t ditching me for Six Flags.
Questions. Comments. Concerns. The works. Or not. Whatever.
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I turn on The New Adventures of Old Christine everyday thinking “There must be an episode I haven’t seen. They’ve gotta play one one of these days. Right?” But it’s always an episode I’ve seen.
I go upstairs, shave, come back down to leave for work. Look. At. That! What? I actually haven’t seen an episode! And I can’t watch it because I have to...
I hated learning patterns in elementary school. I understood the concept just fine. If anything, too much.
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What comes next?
They expect us to say 7. I couldn’t accept that. It could be 8. The pattern might not be 537, repeated. It might just be the first block of 537537537538537537537538
“No, that’s not how it works.”
Well, how do you know that? You say...
I’m really sick of work. They work me so much, sometimes. Today was my first day off in the last seven days. I was only one hour away from being overtime, which is not allowed. They tried having me take more hours, which would have gone well over the limit, so I had to tell them “No, I’ll be going over 40.” They start me off at a reasonable week and then keep adding more...
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Title: Pictures In My Head Artist: Kermit The Frog
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You know you’re a Whovian when you keep reading “Gallery” as “Gallifrey.”
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