I love a dog’s weak bark. When they are basically just huffing. Half-ass barking. It’s the cutest thing.
It should be natural law that if there are identical twins, one is gay and one is straight. It’s only fair.
You all should anon me or whatever to make up for the fact that I’m not texting him cuz it’s hard.
Coming out tip: For Easter, take a white crayon and write on an egg “I’m gay” and give it to your mom to dye.