Matthew. 19. Wisconsin. Faux-Canadian.
Listen to the Weakerthans. It'll be like having your headphones plugged right into my heart. Free of the advertisement and static you hear when listening through my mouth.
I don’t know what you’d classify my accent as
It’s like Chicagonian had a baby with Canadian and that baby had a baby with Scottish and that baby had a baby with Stuttering Jibberish.